Man said 'wombat rape' led to accent change »
Posted by: BoBo in Texas 3 months, 4 weeks ago24 CommentsReflectReport this Story
A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time.
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BoBo in Texas
March 29, 2008, 9:12 a.m.I see that Kibasilasa from the Wombat Anti-Defamation League has tracked this story down and sunk it.
Wombats. You can run but you can't hide.
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tbkennedy53
March 28, 2008, 1:52 p.m.I have to agree that it sounds like a Neocon plot to distract the media.
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BoBo in Texas
March 28, 2008, 2:42 p.m.Maybe it was Hillary and/or Obama trying to change the subject.
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Commodore1
March 28, 2008, 2:16 p.m.Something else the democrats in Congress broke their promise on. Let's hope the police threw a strait jacket on this guy and dumped him in the deepest hole of the loony bin.
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Wolfie2007
March 28, 2008, 2:24 p.m.The police say alcohol played a big part in this guy's life, no kidding. lol
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normallysilent
March 28, 2008, 3:17 p.m.Sounds like he's getting the fermentation and distillation processes down pretty good. Maybe someone should tell him he shouldn't use that old radiator for a condenser though. That dissolved lead is taking a serious toll.
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chevydog
March 28, 2008, 6:53 p.m.Go ahead, blame the wombat. But this guy was probably acting suggestively.
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tanglang
March 28, 2008, 10:32 p.m.The wombat was quoted as saying "I did not have sexual relations with that man." After being told what the definition of "is" was, he then recanted and apologized for his error.
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BronxBomber
March 29, 2008, 1:32 a.m.The complainant stated that he has: "pulled out" doesn't he actually mean that the wombat "pulled out"?
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PsychoHosebeast
March 29, 2008, 11:15 a.m.What I'd really like to know is, what the hell is with the picture at the top of this page?
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DropkickaLib
March 31, 2008, 9:23 a.m.I knew that this situation reminded me of an old song. Insert "Wombat" in place of "Muskrat".
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light
Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibblin' on bacon
Chewin' on cheese
Sam says to Suzie
Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses
Now, he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle
Now anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle
Floatin' like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love
"Muskrat Love" Song Lyrics
(Performed by Captain & Tennille)
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