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Exclusive w/video: 'Creepy gnome' terrorises town

Do No Evil – A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

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"The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina."

Ooooh, freaky, dude. What was that thing? The roaming gnome?

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ET phone home

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Ya beat me to it pc25 !!!!

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Don't matter! You get a pos vote for effort!

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Didn't the BronxBomber recently make a trip to South America? Hmmm what are the chances?

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At 6ft 4' I'd make a pretty tall gnome GW.

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Oops, sorry, you look so much smaller in that 1/4" square.

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It's the Roaming Gnome's ugly cousin.

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The Foaming Clone?

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From the same people who brought you the Cupacabra...

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A 10 year old kid dressed as a clown... after being robbed.

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Isn't the El Tribuno a subsidiary of the New York Times?

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Hey, how tall is Spitzer.....Is he on holidays???

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I guess he's been doin' some travelin' South of de border amigo...

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Exactly, what was that?

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That's what I wanna know! What the hell was that?

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A hoax?

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Chupacabra incognito!

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Oh I think its a KKK member with heavy starch in his shorts. At least I hope it was starch. LOL

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ROFLMAO

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It was the Travelocity Gnome. He was checking the local hotels and motels for cheap prices.

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"You can't see us,

Now you do,

But only if we WANT you to!"

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Looks like a kid playing pranks.

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Maybe a midget Beavis or Butthead.

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Someone dressed up a monkey like Alpha. That's all it is. ;)

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Gee, I really never got a good look at him but I think it might have been Elvis. Who else would be "larking" around a town in South America on a dark night. :>D teehee

Good one Alpha!

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"Elvis has just left South America"

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Don't tell the liberals. They'll blame Bush.

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cherev...that is Bush!

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Even the conservatives are now blaming Bush for a lot of things!!

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Don't tell the conservatives, they'll never miss an opportunity to demonstrate their unwavering loyalty.

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lol... Thanks for the giggle..

:)

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What does a very, VERY small gangsta rapper from the 1990's angrilly say at the end of all his sentences? "GNOME say'n!?"

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There better be gnome more of those silly jokes. :)

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Let's not forget his theme song by the B52's:

"Gnome if you want to, Gnome around the world..."

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All this is making me comfortably gnome.

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ROFLMAO! Good one.

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Does it look like one of the royal family? I mean aside from the distinctive hat and sideways walk.

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Not a new home, a new gnome.

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Oh, gnome on the range...

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There's gnome business like show business . . .

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To gnome me is to love me....

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That was funny! lol

Thanks AG lady!

There has been a sasquatch foot print found here in Northeast Texas, according the news, just the other evening.

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When last heard from, the gnome was seen at a terminal in Buenos Aires yelling out: "Dee Plane!...Dee plane!"

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ROFLMAO! :D

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The town people are afraid of that! I'd sic my chihuahua on it!

I mean now that I know it wasn't BB

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Gnome: "Yo quiero Tacobell!"

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I swear I never intended to scare those kids. I was just trying to get home after the pub closed.

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So Kucinich decided to take a vacation. What's the big deal?

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ROFLMAOOOOOO!

Dang, yall are killing me. :D

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